
Golfgrín á laugardegi (7/2023)
Skemmtilegir einna-línu golfdjókar á ensku (sumir hundgamlir, en gaman samt að rifja upp):
1. To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.
2. I shot one under at golf today. One under a tree, one under a bush and one under the water.
3. Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white, they’re sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy some more.
4. Golf got its name because all of the other four-letter words were taken.
5. In golf, some people tend to get confused with all the numbers… they shoot a “six”, yell “fore” and write “five”.
6. I play in the low 80’s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.
7. A “gimme” is probably best defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.
8. Golf is a game invented by God to punish people who retire early.
9. “Golf is a good walk spoiled” – Mark Twain
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