Golfgrín á laugardegi (49/2020)

Enn nokkrar skemmtilegar golfsagnir á ensku (sumar er erfitt að þýða):

1 Why do golfers always have two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.

2 The golf ball said to the other, “See you around.”

3 It takes FORE golfers to change a light bulb

4 Cinderella was a lousy golfer because her coach was a pumpkin

5 Funny how you can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen in golf

6 Teacher, “what is a snowman in golf?” students: “an eight on a hole.”

7 What is afraid of the dark? A ball that won’t get into the hole.

8 How do we refer to a monkey that wins the Masters? Simple, a chimpion!