Golfgrín á laugardegi (48/2022)

Tveir stuttir á ensku:

Golfer: I would move both heaven and earth to get a birdie today.
Caddie: Try heaven. You have moved most of the earth already today.
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Wife: You spend far too much time concentrating on golf!
Do you even remember the day we got engaged?
Husband: Sure I do! It was the same day I shot even par