Golfgrín á laugardegi (48/2020)

Höldum okkur við skemmtilegar golfsagnir í stað brandara:

1 For me to golf the way I do, it takes a lot of balls!

2 Why does the pro tell you to keep your head down during golfing? So that you won’t see him laughing.

3 Why do pot-bellied people play golf? They want to kick the fat out of the belly.

4 A newbie golfer asked the trainer, “Why do golf courses have flag posts?” The trainer answered, “To wave down the golf balls.”

5 What’s the primary component of a golfer’s diet? A lot of greens and water.

6 A kid asked his father, “Why the name, Tiger Woods?” The father answered, “Because he is a tiger who likes playing in the woods.”