Ragnheiður Jónsdóttir | nóvember. 13. 2021 | 20:00

Golfgrín á laugardegi (46/2021)

Nokkrir á ensku:

Nr. 1 What should you do if your round of golf is interrupted by a lightning storm?
Walk around holding your 1-iron above your head, because even Mother Nature can’t hit a 1-iron.

Nr. 2 Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.

Nr. 3 If you golf on election day, make sure to cast an absent-tee-ballot.

Nr. 4 Golfer to caddie: “Why do you keep looking at your watch? I find it very distracting.”
Caddie: “It’s not a watch, sir – it’s a compass.”

Nr. 5 The problem with slow groups is that they are always in front of you, and the fast groups are always behind you.