Golfgrín á laugardegi

Hér fara nokkrir gamlir golfbrandarar á ensku.

Gamlir en góðir – Suma er varla hægt að þýða – missa sín þannig.

Loforð er að næsta laugardag verða aftur birtir brandarar á okkar ilhýra.

Here goes:

1 If you think it’s hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball on the course sometime.

2 SO why does the golfer carry two shirts? In case he gets a hole in one.

3 Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five.

4 Do you know why the game is called golf? Because all the other four letter words were taken.

5 A wife walked into the bedroom and found her husband in bed with his golf clubs. Seeing the astonished look on her face, he calmly said, „Well, you said I had to choose, right?“

6 What’s worst than Elin Nordegren smashing your face in with a 9 iron? Lorena Bobbit stealing your putter!

7 Which course gives Tiger Woods the most trouble? Intercourse!