Golfgrín á laugardegi

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A man got a phone call from his wife at work one day and she asked him to stop at the store and pick up some groceries. Reminding her that this was his golf league night he said he would be happy to go to the store after playing his round of golf.

After playing golf, he stopped at the store and picked up 2 bags full of groceries. He then proceeded to walk out of the grocery store to his Rolls Royce. Upon reaching his Rolls Royce he found it difficult to reach into his pocket to pull his keys out to open his trunk because his arms were full with two bags of groceries.

He saw a beautiful women walking nearby and he asked her, „Could you please do me a favour?“ „Sure,“ she replied. He went on to say, „I can’t reach into my pocket and get my car keys out to open my trunk and put my groceries away.“ „Do you think you could reach into my pocket and pull my car keys out?“ „No problem,“ she replied.

When she pulled the keys out, two golf tees also were pulled out as well and fell to the ground. She bent over and picked them up. Looking at the golf tees in the palm of her hand, somewhat quizzically she asked the man, „Gee, what are these for?“ He replied, „Oh, those are to keep my balls in the air while I’m driving.“ To which she commented, „Boy, those Rolls Royce people think of everything.“