Ragnheiður Jónsdóttir | júní. 2. 2018 | 20:00

Golfgrín á laugardegi 2018 (8)

Nokkrir gamlir og góðir, á ensku, um samskipti kylfubera og kylfings:

Heaven & Earth
„I’d move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course,“ sighed Mac, the golfer.
„Try heaven,“ advised the caddie. „You’ve already moved most of the earth.“

Eventually
A pretty terrible golfer was playing a round of golf for which he had hired a caddie. The round proved to be somewhat tortuous for the caddie to watch and he was getting a bit exasperated by the poor play of his employer.

At one point the ball lay about 180 yards from the green and the as the golfer sized up his situation, he asked his caddie, „Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?“ And the caddie replied, „Eventually.“

The worst course
This is the worst golf course I’ve ever played on!
This isn’t the golf course, sir! We left that an hour ago!

I prefer golf
Well Caddy, How do you like my game?
Very good, Sir! But personally I prefer Golf

You’ve played before?
Well, I have never played this badly before!
I didn’t realize you had played before, Sir

Is my game improving?
Caddy, Do you think my game is improving?
Oh yes, Sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to

Stop checking the time
Please stop checking you watch all the time, caddy. It’s distracting!
This isn’t a watch, Sir, its a compass!

Is it a sin?
Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?
The way you play, Sir, its a crime any day of the week!