Ragnheiður Jónsdóttir | ágúst. 11. 2018 | 20:00

Golfgrín á laugardegi 2018 (16)

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Best Ballgolf jokes

Two couples were enjoying a competitive, best ball match…wives against husbands with the losers buying lunch and a libation.

On the final hole, the match was all even and one of the wives had a long, breaking, fifteen foot putt to win the match. She lined the ball up carefully and confidently stroked the winning putt.

Unfortunately, it stopped three inches short of the hole…dead on line.

Her husband thought that this was a riot and laughing said, „Right train, wrong ticket.“

The wife failed to see the humor and not cracking a smile replied, „No sleeper cars on that train either“

 

Lose The Liongolf jokes

A circus owner runs an ad for an amateur lion tamer with creative approaches and two people show up.

He’s a good looking, retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous babe in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them; „Be careful in there – this is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good and creative or you’re likely to be lunch too.

Here’s your equipment – a chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try their luck first?“

The girl says, „I’ll go first.“ She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion’s cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner’s jaw is on the floor. He says, „I’ve never seen a display like that in my life.“

He then turns to the retired golfer and asks; „Can you do that?“

The tough old golfer replies without hesitation; „No problem, just get that lion out of there first!!“