Golfgrín á laugardegi (2/2023)

Fimm stuttir á ensku:

I shot one under at golf today.
One under a tree, one under a bush and one under the water.
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​Bad at golf?
Join the club.

What is the biggest fear of all professional golfers?
The bogeyman
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I’m not really that bad at putting,
I just can’t catch a break.
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Why don’t golfers ever eat pie?
Just in case they get a slice.