Golfgrín á laugardegi (11/2023)

Hér er samantekt á stuttum golfdjókum, tekin af vefsíðu, sem hélt því fram að þeir væru betri en að fara holu í höggi. Eftir lestur golfdjókanna, fannst Golf1 það eitt sér vera fyndið!

En hér koma þessir stuttu brandarar á ensku:

1 “Golf is literally a sport to see who can play the least golf.” —21Cosner on Reddit.com

2 “Golf is the perfect thing to do on a Sunday because you spend more time praying on the course than if you went to church.” —brockoli117 on Reddit.com

3 As far as I can tell, the requirements to be a professional golfer are the same as to be a drag queen: crazy outfit, crazy name.”—@gabydunn

4 “I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.” —G.K. Chesterton, via SCGA.org

5 “The average golfer walks about 150 km and drinks four litres of alcohol each year. Which means golfers get about 38 km to the litre.” —venkman62 on Reddit.com

6 “Golf is a game in which you yell ‘Fore,’ shoot six and write down five.” —Harold Coffin, writer

7 “The safest place to stand when I hit a golf ball is directly in front of me.” —@InkedUpKidder

8 “Golf is a good walk spoiled.” —Mark Twain, via SCGA.org

9 “If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.” —Bob Hope via sayingimages.com

10 “I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.” —Arnold Palmer via brainyquote.com