Golfgrín á laugardegi (1/2021)

Byrjum árið á 3 stykkjum af smágríni á ensku:

1. What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.

2. Golf is a lot like taxes… you go for the green and come out in the hole.

3. “Do you play off scratch?” said one player.

The other replied: “I sure am. Every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where it went.”