Golfgrín á laugardegi (7/2023)

Skemmtilegir einna-línu golfdjókar á ensku (sumir hundgamlir, en gaman samt að rifja upp):

1. To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.

2. I shot one under at golf today. One under a tree, one under a bush and one under the water.

3. Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white, they’re sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy some more.

4. Golf got its name because all of the other four-letter words were taken.

5. In golf, some people tend to get confused with all the numbers… they shoot a “six”, yell “fore” and write “five”.

6. I play in the low 80’s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.

7. A “gimme” is probably best defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.

8. Golf is a game invented by God to punish people who retire early.

9. “Golf is a good walk spoiled” – Mark Twain