Golfgrín á laugardegi (36/2021)

Einn sem segja verður á ensku:

A man got on a bus with both of his front pant pockets full of golf balls. He sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his obviously bulging pants.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “Its golf balls.”

The blond looked at him compassionately and said: “Oh you poor thing. I bet that hurts a whole lot worse than tennis elbow?”