Golfgrín á laugardegi (7/2020)

Hér koma 5 fremur stuttir brandarar á ensku:

The Rider: After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard the old guys talking about their game went to the pro and said, „I’ve been playing golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but what’s a rider? The pro said, „A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to actually get in the golf cart and ride to it.“
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Lighting Strike: What should you do if your round of golf is interrupted by a lightning storm? Walk around holding your 1-iron above your head, because even Mother Nature can’t hit a 1-iron.

What else are doctors good at besides their occupation: Where can you find 100 doctors all at the same place on any given day? A golf course!!“

Did you know this About Scottish People: Do you know why there are 18 holes on a golf course? Because that’s how long it took the Scotts who invented the game to finish their bottle of whiskey!
Scottish golfers drink whiskey

Marriage Made with a Long Putt : You spend too much time thinking about golf! Do you even remember the day we got married? Of course I do! It was the same day I sank that 45-foot putt.