Golfgrín á laugardegi 2017 (12)

Enn koma brandarar á ensku; en erfitt er að þýða a.m.k. þennan fyrstnefnda:

Brandari nr. 1

After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America’s ball-related recreational preferences:

The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.

The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.

The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football.

The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.

The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.

The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

Brandari nr. 2
A nun and a priest decide to take a day off, so they go golfing. The nun gets a hole-in-one, but the priest hits it into a sand trap. He’s so angry, he shouts „God dammit, I missed!“. The nun reminds him not to take the Lord’s name in vain, and the priest apologizes and tries again. He hits it into the rough, and in his anger, shouts „God dammit, I MISSED!“. The nun once again tells him not to take the Lord’s name in vain, and he apologizes again. On his third shot, he hits it into the water and yells „GOD DAMMIT I MISSED!“ and before the nun can say anything, a bolt of lightning strikes the nun, killing her instantly. Out of nowhere, a loud voice booms „God dammit, I missed“.