Golfgrín á laugardegi 2016

Hér kemur einn sem ekki verður þýddur:

„Did you know that O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy, and President Bill Clinton are all avid golfers?
O.J.’s a slicer, Monica’s a hooker, Ted Kennedy can’t drive over water, and Clinton can’t seem to hit the right hole!„

Og hér koma nokkrar sagnir óþekktra sem þekktra kylfinga, sem heldur verða ekki þýddar, því þá missa þær sín pínulítið:
Óþekktir
Drive for show, Putt for dough, Shank for comic relief.
Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.
Real golfers know how to count over five, when they have a bad hole.
Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed.
In golf as in life, it’s the follow through that makes the difference.
Golf is an easy game… it’s just hard to play.
Real golfers don’t cry when they line up their fourth putt.
If there is any larceny in man, golf will bring it out.
Ben Hogan
I play with friends, but we don’t play friendly games.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
Bob Allen
The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don’t put into it.
Bobby Jones
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears.
Bob Hope
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.’
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
Byron Nelson
The only shots you can be dead sure of are those you’ve had already.
Dave Hill
The golf swing is like sex. You can’t be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing.
Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at.
Gary Player
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Harry Tofcano
I’m hitting the woods just great, but I’m having a terrible time getting out of them.
Jack Nicklaus
Golf is not and has never has been a fair game.
I think I fail just a bit less than everyone else.