Golfgrín á föstudegi

Einn gamall á ensku sem ekki er hægt að þýða:

As a couple approaches the altar, the groom tells his wife-to-be, „Honey, I’ve got something to confess: I’m a golf nut, and every chance I get, I’ll be playing golf!“

„Since we’re being honest,“ replies the bride, „I have to tell you that I’m a hooker.“

The groom replies, „That’s okay, honey. You just need to learn to keep your head down and your left arm straight!“